Chat with Brent, regarding events of the morning.
Greta:
did u get my text?
bwspier:
Yeah, don't worry about the plates. I just hope you didn't drop them on your foot or cut yourself.
Greta:
no
i couldn't find a broom to sweep up the little bits, so I just picked up the big ones and wore shoes all morning
so you might want to sweep when you get home
bwspier:
Smart girl, there's a communal broom that I'll grab to sweep up. I'll do that tonight once I get home.
Sent at 10:54 AM on Monday
Greta:
you know the weird thing about the plates it that I broke three, and not all at once
bwspier:
How did you manage to do that dear?
Sent at 10:56 AM on Monday
Greta:
i was getting one out for a bagel, and didn't realize there were two others on top of it. so those fell in the sink and one broke and the other chipped (I fixed the chip with some superglue)
then I was putting cream cheese on my bagel on a non-broken plate, and it was balanced on the edge of the sink, and it upended and fell face down on the floor. So not only did the plate shatter, but I lost half my bagel.
Sent at 11:00 AM on Monday
Greta:
and THEN I was on my way home, with my bag of stuff and my blender and one of my plates that was in your kitchen, and I'd put the plate in the blender box. All was well till the bottom of the blender box came undone and the plate hit the sidewalk.
so that was my morning. hope it's not an omen.
Sent at 11:03 AM on Monday
bwspier:
Well, it looked like 3 bad things happened so hopefully it's all out of the your karmic system and the rest of the day will kick much booty.
Greta:
i hope so
A second quiz torrent, just for Brent.
| Your Love Life is Like Annie Hall |
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies."
You believe that love (if you even believe in love!) is a very complicated thing.
Maybe love is pain. Or maybe it's all a big therapy session. You're still figuring it out.
Your love style: Brainy and a bit neurotic
Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Realistic and reflective |
Yeah, that does sound a lot like me doesn't it...
| Exotic Dancer Name Is... |
Venus |
And on a related note...
| Your Stripper Song Is |
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"
You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean. |
| You Are A Professional Girlfriend! |
You are the perfect girlfriend - big surprise!
Heaven knows you've had enough practice. That's why you're a total pro.
If there was an Emily Post of girlfriends, it would be you.
You know how to act in every situation ... to make both you and your guy happy. |
*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you.
And, not to rush anything, but in case we ever decide to...
| Start Hunting For That New Apartment |
You two are ready to live together - and probably have been for a while
You're a perfect match, even if you don't agree on everything
What's important is compromise... a skill you and your guy have mastered
So head out to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. It's time for your new life together! |
Alright, here comes the torrent of quizzes
Brent's blog and my late-night search for amusement have opened the flood gates...
| You Are a White Cotton Bra! |
Practical, comfortable, and classic
You want your man to feel relaxed and himself with you
Your perfect guy is low maintenance and adaptable
And he makes you feel comfy and cozy too! |
| You Communicate Like a Woman |
You empathize, talk things out, and express your emotions freely.
You're a good listener, and you're non-judgmental with your advice.
Communication is how you connect with people.
You're always up for a long talk, no matter how difficult the subject matter is. |
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 86%
|
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High
You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off.
You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by.
And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!
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| You Belong in 1957 |
You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in! |
| Your Drag Queen Name Is: |
Jane Manhands |
| You Are Paper |
Crafty and creative, you are able to adapt freely to almost any situation.
People tend to underestimate you, unless they've truly seen what you are capable of.
Deep down, you're always scheming and thinking up new plans. Your mind is constantly active.
You are quite capable of anything you dream of. You can always figure out a way to get what you want.
You can wrap a rock person up in your sheet of trickery.
A scissor person can sneak up and cut you to pieces.
When you fight: No one can anticipate your next move
If someone makes you mad: You'll attack them mercilessly when they're unprepared |
| Your 80s Theme Song Is: |
Thriller by Michael Jackson |
| You Need Some Green in Your Life |
Green will make you feel alive, renewed, and balanced.
And with a little green, you will project an aura of peacefulness and harmony.
If you want stability, you've got to get a little green in your life!
For extra punch: Combine green with blue or purple
The downside of green: It can promote jealousy in yourself or others
The consequences of more green in your life:
You will be drawn to a new life path
You will feel free to pursue new ideas and interests, no matter how strange
You will be released from the demands and concerns of others |
| Your Russian Name Is... |
Paraaha Galina Smirnov |
And last but not least:
Your Slanguage Profile
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Canadian Slang: 75%
Prison Slang: 50%
Victorian Slang: 50%
British Slang: 25%
New England Slang: 25%
Southern Slang: 25%
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This one was definitely the best researched. Good show!
